Monthly Archives: March 2008
Become an Organ Donor in 30 Seconds!!
I am innocently walking to class. I am not listening to my ipod as I can’t find my headphones, which is a huge problem in my life right now and has raised my awkward moment count exponentially. All of a … Continue reading
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Sad Life.
Tonight, on True Life: I Have a Sad Life, we will dive deeper into the sad lives of the following people: MTV “News” reporters People who listen to the Dixie Chicks All MTV VJ’s Kristin Cavallari People whose … Continue reading
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Wearing Sorority Shirts: Day 1
So, the time has come in my life to test my college environment. That’s right, folks, a good old-fashioned social experiment. With the help of a former sorority member (is there a proper term for this? pledge? sister?), I obtained … Continue reading
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This is just my regular face, this is just how I look.
Today, I was on a sunny afternoon walk around campus, enjoying myself quite a bit, with the wind in my hair, Eddie Vedder singing in my ears and plenty of sunshine; I can’t imagine a more satisfying walk. I was … Continue reading
My effing roommate…
Watching American Idol…with my roommate. She’s just in our room. All the time. I’ve taken to leaving the room at 8 in the morning and not coming back until at least 9 at night…and she’s ALWAYS here. Anyway, we’re watching … Continue reading
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Personal phone call? Nah.
I’m in the computer lab. There is a girl…I think she’s on the track team….she is having a highly personal phone call but she doesn’t seem to realize there are at least four other people in the room. Here is … Continue reading
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